#WHATSHOULDWECALLCADETS

WHEN THE UNIFORM GETS CHANGED TO ABUS AND I DON’T READ THE RO

WHEN I FOUND OUT FORMATION AND BREAKFAST WERE CANCELLED NEXT WEEK

WHEN WE FOUND OUT THE FRESHMEN WERE NOT SHUFFLING

WHEN I FOUND OUT I VALIDATED MY FINAL

WHEN I WAS TOLD MY COMMENT WAS INNAPROPRIATE

WHEN I FOUND OUT WE COULD WEAR ABUS ALL WEEK

WHEN SOMEONE ASKED ME HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE I’VE GONE TO BED BEFORE 12

WHEN THAT ONE GIRL IN THE GYM IS WEARING HER LITTLE SISTER’S SPANDEX

THE GIRLS ARE LIKE:

INSTANTLY, GUYS EVERYWHERE IN THE GYM ARE LIKE:

THAT GUY WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERY EMAIL AND ORDER WE GET

WHEN STAN EVAL SEES THINGS TAPED TO WALLS